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Well i have now graduated to wordpress.org i have exported all my content from wordpress.com the new blog is at:

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Thanks for reading and i hope you continue reading at the new location.

Female Porn

During my daily morning stumble i came across a rather interesting set of pictures, according to them female porn is totally non-sexual in nature and is mostly things that they wish that men would do….you know what see for yourself:

Candle Malfunction

Ever had a device stop working or malfunction? your car, celphone, tv remote or even a flashlight? and do these malfunctions usually occur when you need the device most? Well, have you ever had a candle malfunction on you? i have. I’m not talking about the flame being blown out without the slightest hint of a breeze or it just not being able to be lit, I’m talking about an actual malfunction… a faulty or abnormal functioning.

Days after Hurricane Dean, I am yet to get back electricity (sad i know but thats life for ya) and i had to resort to candles. It was working ok except i couldn’t plug my laptop into it and go online but hey, at least i could see where i was going…anyways i digress. I was now down to my last candle, i lit it with hopes of it lasting well into the night or until i fell asleep…i was soo wrong. I went outside for 15 minutes and came back in, lo and behold, the candle was out. From a distance it seemed ok but upon my approach i saw to my horror and astonishment, something out of a photoshop tutorial, a half burnt candle. Half (vertically) of the candle was gone! the wick still intact an yet half the wax was gone, settled in the plate and hardened. I have no clue how it happened or how to explain it. Sigh, the thing that upset me the most is that i had no light for the rest of the night.

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Is life out there?

The age old question….are we alone in the universe. Is earth the only planet that has intelligent life, to have flowing rivers, a blue sky, breathable air? Well in order to answer this question, as with my other C.R.A.P., i shall enter the realm of absolute speculation. From the little i know of statistics (gosh i seem to know a very little of everything) the more objects in a pool the greater the possibility of a unique occurrence happening more than once. So imagine an infinitely large pool (the universe), the possibility of the existence of more than one unique occurrence will be great (well greater than 1). The only problem with that theory is that with an infinitely large universe the chances of finding that other unique occurrence will be slim next to none. So i do think that there is other life on other planets, just that we may never find them, its like looking for a needle in a very large haystack. Lets just hope that the needle finds us, maybe thats the only way we will ever know.

But i always wonder, why does Hollywood paint all aliens as evil beings trying to take over the world? Are we that special for them to want to experiment on us, draw out our brains through our noses, or a bit more colorful…catch us to use us as fertilizer (war of the worlds) hell, we could end up being the invading species. Imagine a thousand years from now, we have become extremely advanced with spaceships capable of ‘warp” speed, teleportation and whatever other planetary transportation technology we could invent. The only problem is, our planet is dying, centuries of burning fossil fuels has destroyed the environment, greenhouse gases has made our planet too hot to survive and our energy source has been depleted. After years of searching we found the needle, a nice, rich, green planet with all the comforts of home except there is a pesky life form living there already. What to do what to do, you know we humans are quite selfish already, why coexist when we can invade and have all to ourselves and make the same mistakes twice.

Another thing i wonder is why are the aliens are always ugly and creepy? think of them as a newly discovered flower, best smell you ever came across and can be compared to a cross between a rose, a lily and a tulip. The females could look like our women except they don’t have a word for nagging in their language and they can change any part of their body by telepathically reading a guys mind to see what he wants to see. Or, the men of this alien race could know exactly what women want just by reading their minds and they don’t have a word for cheating in their language because it just doesn’t exist. Now i think it would be easy to coexist then don’t you?

Religious Hard Talk

After reading Spanish Inquistor’s blog I have a few questions about religion and Christianity that i need answering. It seems that whenever a person is unsure about the whole religion thing and they need questions answered, the people who should know the answer either don’t answer with them saying that you shouldn’t question what is or they give you some round the bush answer that doesn’t really answer anything. You know what I’m talking about, the whole FAITH answer, you know, telling you to have faith and don’t question God for if you do bad thing will happen. Its like a big circle with every question having the same answer being recycled over and over again.

Someone once said religion is the opium of the people but its better to say religion is the rod of conformation. What better way to keep society in control, have a book with a set of guidelines written not by man but through man from divine intervention by a supreme being. Live your life by these guidelines and have eternal happiness, if you don’t you shall burn in a fiery pit for all eternity. Wow, some choice, conform or burn. In order to prevent people from not accepting what religion (Christianity) preaches someone invented faith, a nice word which means in my point of view “to follow blindly” and when people like me ask questions they cover their ears and make some incoherent sounds to prevent themselves from hearing.

(I think that this is the point that those people I’m talking will leave this page.)

I am not an atheist or agnostic i just have some questions before i commit to something, I’m not like the second monkey who jumped of the bridge because the first one jumped. If i remember correctly (from my days at Sunday school) God gave us free will, to choose how we want live our life and what we should believe just that if you make the wrong one you will go to hell (some choice huh). So in order to make the right choice i am going to take a scientific approach…pose the questions that i have and based on the evidence i will make a decision and not just take hearsay as Gospel (pun intended).

So without further ado here are my questions:

1. In the beginning…. it seems to me that most of this section of the Bible is highly speculative seeing that pretty much there wasn’t any written history around this time and if God put all the answers of how we came about in some guys dream he was being rather vague, i mean where are stuff like the dinosaurs? its hard to miss these large lizards prowling the earth. why didn’t he mention that the earth was round instead of having people stumble around in the dark killing people because they said it was flat.
2. Why create evil? seeing that God was the only thing that existed why did he create evil could he have just made everything good?

   

3. I suppose it can be said that God made the devil- again with some Sunday school memory, wasn’t the devil a angel of God’s and he became jealous and was cast down? why would God make angels, beings who are supposed to have been infused with as much goodness as possible and one became evil enough to be the Ying to God’s Yang.
4. If God can see the past, present and future why didn’t he see that the devil was gonna become a nuisance? or was that what he wanted? because if that is it then he is rather wicked.
5. Why is there an Old and New Testament? From the picture that was painted, God shouldn’t make mistakes and have to revise some of that was said in the Old Testament.
6. Last time i checked we were all God’s children so why is Jesus special,was he asexually produced by God or does God have a wife. A lot of people say God, Jesus and the Holy spirit is three in one, why is there three?
7. If God gave us free will maybe that answers a lot of the questions above. But if thats the case the bible could be a hoax. If we the writers of the bible had free will then maybe they wrote crap (note: not C.R.A.P.). Kings have huge egos and time and time again we have seen them use icons and ideologies for their own purpose, maybe the Bible was one of them. King James could have said “Take the early idea of early Christianity and write it in such a way to make it look like guidelines just so that i can control the people.”
8. I’m pretty sure that all the writings that were done by early Christians and disciples that were meant for the Bible weren’t put in there, so am i getting the whole story? How can i make a right choice without the whole story…i need the whole story.
9. The Commandments- Your whole life is based around those things and face it man is not too smart, so why make it so ambiguous? for example, “honor thy mother and father”, does that mean that if my father/mother molested me am i suppose to honor them still? because it didn’t have any subsection with stipulations, will i go to hell if i don’t? The commandment “thou shalt not covet thine neighbors belongings” hmmm does that mean that if i am really in love with my neighbors shoes and i go out and buy one exactly like it am i going to hell? and the other one “thou shall not covet thine neighbors wife” Again i cant have sexy thoughts about my neighbors wife? i don’t see whats bad about that. And lastly, “Thou shalt have no other gods before me” Does that mean there are other gods, but you shouldn’t worship them? because there is a definite differentiation between idols and gods according to the commandments.

   

10. What could the people in the Bible do that was sooo bad that God killed all of them in a flood save a handful and started anew? what could be worse than what people are doing today (holocaust, WW1, WW2, crusades, inquisition etc etc etc)
11. A mother and father grew up a child to kill, he didn’t know that killing was wrong, he didn’t know about God, Christianity or any form of religion. He died, will he go to hell seeing that technically he didn’t know better and he was just ‘honoring’ his mother and father?
12. What will happen to all those people who didn’t know about God/Christianity and were worshiping buddah, Allah or whoever ? Will they receive a get out of hell free card?
13. What if you live your life good, you did the right things but you just didn’t follow any religion, will you go to hell too?
14. If the Bible is right why are there so many denominations with each saying they are right, evidently one must be wrong and if thats the case who should i believe?

    

15. The early church (Roman Catholic) killed a lot of people in the name of God, trying to convert the pagans to the one true faith, believe or die. Seeing that the early church was based on the fortunes obtained through these massacres and they killed (and the commandments didn’t say anything about thou shalt not kill unless its for God) isn’t the Church today based off bloodshed and violence? How can you believe in an institution that has its foundation of death and bloodshed. Most of the Christian territories today weren’t by choice but by force…is that right? Don’t say for the greater good, because in this case the end does NOT justify the means.

    

16. If you speak against God or ask questions you are blaspheming, why is that? it seems to me thats just there to ensure that you don’t ask questions like these and find the many fallacies. I should think, that if you ask and you get a great answer backed by proof and irrefutable facts Christianity and the whole idea of God would get more believers.
17. If all sin carry the same weight except blaspheming and presumptuously sinning (Sunday School). Are you saying that if i lie or kill I’m going to hell either way, isn’t that harsh, putting me beside Hitler when all i did was tell a little white lie.
18. You cant deny that a lot of those early disciples and early Christians were very simple minded, maybe one day they ate too much hashish and had a mass dream, or they saw someone drowning and assumed Jesus was walking on water or the resurrection was just them seeing what they wanted to see, too many tears and sadness will cause hallucinations too you know.
19. Someone also told me that Jesus said that there will be many impersonators so do not believe them. What if someone appeared saying they were Jesus and he/she did a lot of wonderful, miracles and told you to write a new new testament would you believe them?
20. A lot of those early teachings read like things you should do in those earlier times for example, don’t fornicate. That just sounded to me like “hey y’all don’t have contraceptives and a kid in a broken home wont work cause women are treated like shit and thats not good to have a kid being grown up by a mother alone especially with ignorant people around”. Maybe now if there was a new new testament it would read “fornicate cuz yall have contraceptives and even if the girl get pregnant, no one cares she can raise the child and probably that child will grow up ok, its not frowned upon, and who says you have to be married to have kids, i mean the father can still take care of his kids” Don’t you think so?
21. With everyone holding a cross and praying to it/through it or whatever isn’t the cross like an idol? aren’t we manifesting and image of the Lord thy God through the cross? its just interesting that at the front of the church there is a cross that everyone is praying to…looks like an idol to me. After all we weren’t told by God (at least i don’t think so) to use a cross to help worship him.

    

 

Well, i think thats it for now, i hope i can get some answers

Sex Sells

Is it just me or have you realized that most slogans today are sexually connotative. Maybe its just me but whatever. We all know that sex sells but these people are taking it too far, creating these messages to subliminally implant a sex image in our heads to get us to buy their products.., sick i tell you sick.

So to help them in with their cause here is my list of sex based slogans and taglines that have subliminally taken over the sex drive:

1. Do you have the bunny inside?- Energizer
2. He keeps going and going and going.-Energizer
3. Live in your world, play in ours.- Sony Playstation
4. One that Last- Duracell
5. Touching is good-Nintendo DS
6. Jump in- XBOX 360
7. Do you… Yahoo!?- Yahoo
8. If it ain’t Stiff it ain’t worth a fuck.- Stiff Records
9. It takes a licking and keeps on ticking.- Timex Cooperation
10. Scent to bed- FCUK
11. Betcha can’t eat just one- Lays Potato Chips
12. Once you pop the fun don’t stop.- Pringles
13. Aldo knows what women like.- Asti Spumante
14. After Dark- Tia Maria
15. What’s the worst that can happen?- Dr. Pepper
16. You know when you’ve been Tango’d- Tango
17. Lipsmackin’ thirstquenchin’ acetastin’ motivatin’ goodbuzzin’ cooltalkin’ highwalkin’ fastlivin’ evergivin’ coolfizzin’- Pepsi
18. Same time tomorrow?- Diet Pepsi
19. Yehi hai Right choice baby…AHA…-Pepsi
20. Ask For More-Pepsi
21. Finger Lickin’ Good- KFC

Believe Nothing

 

Hmmm thats absolute crap….apparently buddah didn’t come to Jamaica. Do you want to know what real ignorance is? come to Jamaica.

Blogpress

My very first blog was on Blogger, it was chosen as it was the most mentioned during my searches on how to start a blog and the various blog engines that i could use. I gave my blog a name, chose my template and wrote my first post, after a while i tweaked it a bit by changing the color scheme, added adsense and and a few widgets, it looked great. But something was missing, to this day i have no idea what it was. I discovered wordpress after doing some blog surfing one day, after noticing major differences i decided to try out wordpress for a few weeks.

Result, i was completely hooked. Sigh, i don’t know what it is either wordpress is alot more restrictive when it comes to certain things such as customization, widgets, javascript and other multimedia options. Blogger basically let go the reins and let us (the bloggers) run wild, your blogspot is basically do whatever you want, whenever you want and however you want to do it. hmmm maybe thats why i like wordpress, subconsciously i like a little… restraint, you know, leave certain things out of the users control and just give them what they need.

I think the lack of adsense is practically genius on wordpress’s part, alot of people hate the ads and just want to stick to reading and writing. They don’t need to see a box advertising Viagra online or Jamaican Singles. I am now one of those people who are addicted to blogging, yes addicted, its like digital cocaine, you take a sniff and you’re hooked.

Digital cocaine, you’d think thats bad but it isn’t, you get a small high from blogging, writing the C.R.A.P. on your mind and people reading said C.R.A.P. and possibly become mildly interested, its very euphoric.

How much does kindness cost?

 A friend of mine saw the hunger in my eyes after the hurricane (lack of cooked in a food seeing that there was no electricity) and she gave me what she had, two starburst in an easy to open mini pack. I dont know about anyone but that is real kindness. I then looked at the people around me, how many people would do that? a simple thing as giving someone a mini pack of starburst. You’d think that anybody would do that, i don’t think so, why? simple most people are mean. They will not even give you a prayer unless they know they will benefit in some way or the other.

 

Lets look at the cost of kindness:

1.  Cost of putting your hand in your pocket to reach for that dollar or candy- $0
2. Cost of the dollar/candy- $1
3. Cost of giving that person the dollar/candy- $0
4. Total amount of gratitude expressed by the individual for your kindness- Priceless

Dont be that guy no one wants to share anything with cause you’re mean. Look at it this way, if you give them something they will feel the urge to give  you back something without you asking for it.

R.I.P. Dean

Here is a some footage i caught of Dean ravaging country…wait for it…

Another video of a man trying to remove some of the water from his home after the passing of Dean.

For photos of damage by Dean visit here

The storm has passed, leaving in its wake millions in damage, destroyed homes and broken spirits. Majority of the country is still without light, water and a roof over their heads. We hoped for the best and we got it, it was not a direct hit, no lives were lost (so far) and we are here to see tomorrow.

Thanks for all your prayers and best wishes.